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7 edition of 102 animal jokes found in the catalog.

102 animal jokes

by Ski Michaels

  • 281 Want to read
  • 34 Currently reading

Published by Watermill Press in [Mahwah, N.J.] .
Written in English

    Subjects:
  • Wit and humor, Juvenile.,
  • Animals -- Juvenile humor.,
  • Jokes.,
  • Riddles.

  • Edition Notes

    Other titlesOne hundred two animal jokes
    Statementby Ski Michaels.
    Classifications
    LC ClassificationsPN6163 .M5 1992
    The Physical Object
    Pagination64 p. :
    Number of Pages64
    ID Numbers
    Open LibraryOL1550366M
    ISBN 100816726132
    LC Control Number91030061
    OCLC/WorldCa24318645

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